Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003

Amsterdam clam bake

We three or more homeless chucks break into your government Ford Cmax and smash nasties. This leaves their essence throughout the enterior.

I'm awaiting the insurance claim form the recent Amsterdam clam bake in my car.

by DSTAB November 17, 2016

Clam Bake

when you go to a lan and smoke so much that you cannot see anymore

Go to joopies lan and we can have a Clam Bake

by Josh Krantz March 21, 2003

Clam Bake

Slang for scissoring, which is slang for two women gettin' it on

Woman: Man, I'm tired.
Man: Why?
Woman: Amy and I had a clam bake last night.

by cmp410 December 28, 2010

clambasket

a basket that holds clams. The basket is used for clam transport.

Look at the chowderhead carrying a clambasket.

by Crunkis RUlz0r January 13, 2005

Baby Clam Bake

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.

June, a very sick man, went to the playground to experience a baby clam bake.

by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008

clam bake

a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.

Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.

by brass vulture February 8, 2010