Cuddlefish

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.

You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"

by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009

cuddleslut

A person who enjoys cuddling with people regardless of connections between themselves and others. Someone who regularly cuddles with someone other than their significant other without thinking about sexual intercourse with the person they are cuddling with.

A cuddleslut is the type of person who, if they have a mate that doesn't cuddle, will go cuddle with a friend after sex to get the closeness they need.

by Zephalis June 3, 2015

Cuddle Fuck

To have sexual intercourse while cuddling, usually in the spoon position (man facing woman's back, wrapped around her, both on their sides.) Characteristically slow and gentle sex.

Man: "Wanna have sex?"
Woman "I don't know, I'm kind of tired..."
Man: "Well why don't we cuddle fuck?"
Woman: "Okay then!"

by Amanda33 August 16, 2009

cuddle bitch

Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)

Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.

by R_K_ July 24, 2008

Chiddler

noun: A Child. Probably coined by Roald Dahl in his book 'The BFG'.
plural form: Chiddlers: Children

From 'The BFG' by Roald Dahl:

'What about me?' Sophie Said. 'I am eight'
'You is not eight at all.' the BFG said. 'Human bean babies and little chiddlers is spending half their time sleeping, so you is only four.

by rbit June 16, 2011

cuddle deprived

One who has not been cuddled in too long to remember. A person who longs to be snuggled and cuddled. Someone who is missing cuddling. A person who had someone to cuddle and now is alone and cuddled deprived.

I am so cuddle deprived. Being cuddle deprived is just the worst ever. One look, and she knew, she would never be cuddle deprived ever again. It is no fun to lay in bed cuddle deprived. The remedy for being cuddle deprived is finding a person to snuggle. Spooning a way to overcome being cuddle deprived. That Hoe was snuggling because she was so friggin cuddle deprived.

by Miss Gayle Part Hart December 6, 2011

gang cuddle

When a group of men gangs up on a woman and they forcefully cuddle her one at a time, or all at once, depending on the number of gang members. Can involve any number of women and multiple gangs. Occurs anywhere.

Basically gang rape but just forced unwanted cuddling.

Mitch, Brian, John, Max, Jeff, and Andy surrounded the couch Breana was sitting on. John held her down while mitch wrapped his arms around her and pulled her body against his. A minute later the next guy jumps in and the gang cuddle continues.

by Zendau February 3, 2009