chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together

“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”

by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020

chumpetized

self p0wn

I left the zoom call to join another meeting, realized the other meeting up was optional, and then tried to join again and it said I can’t because the max number of attendees was met. I totally chumpetized myself.

by mr_dibbles July 29, 2021

clumped

a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird

"damn you knocked that boy out you clumped his b***h a*s"

by ProfessionalWordMaker February 25, 2022

Chomped

A dodgy two-footer.

Subhaan just got chomped last week in football.

by sophiemuck October 5, 2022

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022