Chris

A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis.

Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.

Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face!

by Blue Eyes 4253 March 30, 2009

Chris

A man who is very seductive and suave; a true gentleman

That guy is such a Chris, he gets all the girls.

by Rusty Schacklefurt July 8, 2010

Chris

Dickweed, sensitive, and he'll take your shit for years and will forgive u every time, for some reason. Everyone hates him, but doesn't and if u know a chris you'll know what I mean.

Chris: bruh stop

Diego:nah

Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever

by bread_factory May 25, 2019

Chris

Man with larger forehead that jack

Chris has a forehead as big as a sky skraper

by Be kendo’s deism May 28, 2019

Chris

ugly

Man, that guy is probably a Chris

by jizz sock February 19, 2019

Chris

A Demigod who gets whatever he/she wants whenever he/she wants

Barack Obama is such a Chris

by Jasausagepoo March 17, 2018

Chris

A Overlord of everything and everyone. He is charming, handsome and he is usually great at basketball. Super attractive as well.

Chris is a baller

by OgKing32 June 5, 2018