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ching chong

what non-asians think all asians say
asians are so hard to understand: Ching chong! chita fong tong! I cannot see!
by But_Ma! May 6, 2016
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chongacase

The way in which chongas and other gangsta people write.
Chonga: y0, wUzZuP daWg? i rEalLy lyK diiS sHiiT u Kn0w?

Gangsta: daYum Ma, u l00kIn' maDd go0d. cAn a niGguH geT y0 nUmBa...?

Bystander: Oh Lord, what a horrendous example of "chongacase".
by surfstarchris October 15, 2006
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Chongus

A chunky individual, especially in reference to a pet.
Here comes the chongus.
by AtxMageHH May 30, 2022
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chingo bling

A Mexican rapper reppin' the Southside of Houston. Funny ass lyrics and worth listening to. He's got a flashy style and stays true to his roots.
Chingo Bling’s chining jus chunk a la deuce...
Chingo Bling Lyrics

"Stretch marks with a lil cocoa butter
I ain’t trippin
I support SINGLE MOTHERS!!!"

"And she’ll even shave
Unless you order with the brown lettuce
They line up on the wall and ask you… Te quieres?"

"I see you putos at the club
Like every single weekend
I was the one yelling out
Pork, beef, or chicken!!!"
by SoOldSchool April 17, 2006
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Ching Chong Nigger

When an asian is black

Blasian
YO you see that guy hes a ching chong nigger
by ChingChongNigger November 26, 2019
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ChonglangTV

Loosely united by the common animus against the Chinese Communist Party and certain oppressive or ignorant elements ingrained in the Chinese culture itself (aka. Zhixing, 支性), members of the Chinese-speaking subreddit ChonglangTV share their thoughts, jokes, and popular videos, which of course could be NSFW, to cope with the cruelty of the present-day world.

The sub's name is derived from the famous Japanese painting The Great Wave off Kanagawa, and Chonglang is a Chinese phrase that means surfing. Members often refer to themselves as 浪人 (lit. Ronin), 神友 (lit. Friend of Kanagawa), or 鼠人 (lit. Ratman, because they empathize with rats). Naturally, members of this sub show great fondness of Japan and seek to emigrate from China.

More often than not, they would take on a playfully sarcastic tone, hoping to achieve what is known as 节目效果 (lit. theatrical effects), as opposed to Pincong (品葱), a Chinese dissident site that offers serious discourse on Chinese and to a lesser extent global political affairs of drastically varying quality. Tankies/CCP simps of r/gendezong and r/sino, as well as the pseudo-moderate majority of r/china_irl are despised and ridiculed in equal measure. They don't take other kinds of cringe too kindly either.

Zhang Xianzhong (张献忠), a brutal peasant-turned-warlord during the end of Ming Dynasty is the most frequently discussed figure. A recent infighting about mod policies resulted in the formation of sister subs such as r/CLTV and r/ChonglangZedong.
Hey look! Another eunuch from r/china_irl graces ChonglangTV with their most refined comment!

- Just another holier-than-thou Gaohua as usual lol. Let's downvote his ass into oblivion. Where do you think today's Xianzhong event is gonna happen btw?
Better be at the Tiananmen Square.
by DragonofSoCal June 4, 2021
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Chingo Bling

Chingo bling was down for la raza but then made money off of them, got rich, voted for trump so he can get taxed less. Brown on the outside, white in the inside like a coconut.
by PinchePancho November 5, 2020
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