choking a darkie

Taking a crap. Pooping. Shitting.

Oh man, after that meal I really need to choke a darkie.

by Aladdin Sane May 13, 2005

choking chipmunk

The act of oral stimulation performed on a male by a female, male on male version refered to as "Flamming Choking Chipmunk", where a female will deep throat said male while placing each testicle in the pocket between her teeth and check.

She deep throated my cock then put my balls in her mouth at the same time. When I looked down at her, the bitch looked like a choking chipmunk.

by WORKHEAD December 23, 2007

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew

Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night

by Jewfish king November 19, 2016

chokin in the boys' room

Tha act of a male masterbating in the bathroom.

Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.

by BigJGunz February 10, 2010

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022