Man Is laying face down massage style.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
by Chode master C February 7, 2018
Get the Deep Choding mug.The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )
When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.
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by Doublewhammy May 18, 2009
Get the Chouinards mug.When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.
my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!
by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018
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(After thirty minutes of working hard and getting almost nothing done but then suddenly finding a way to do it efficiently)
NOW we're cooking with gas!
NOW we're cooking with gas!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007
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never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!
by Angela(Senko) January 18, 2008
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"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah
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