Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

This is a rather popular quote from the dubbed version of the anime; Death Note. All anime fans know this quote and it is possibly one of the most epic anime moments ever.

Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: ZOMG HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: *faints*

by Kisame-sama February 7, 2010

chip whore

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom

That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.

by andy1 March 25, 2007

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

chiizu

the Japanese word for wordcheeseword

"Chiizu ga sukidesu!"
"I like cheese!"

by Metaka December 25, 2002

Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.

Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.

by Mediocrity May 27, 2013

Potato chip

Polite way to say "douche-bag". As in all that and a bag of chips.

That guy is such a Potato Chip!

by Gotthis November 27, 2014