WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

Chipper

Another name for Chipotle ferda

Im headed over to Chipper ferda

by FerdaFerdaFerda May 17, 2023

chop chipper

One that chops the chip. Takes on many large projects and blasts through completion with mastery and innovation .

She's a real chop chipper, I don't know what our section would do if she left.

by stderr November 14, 2003

Chipper

A slang term for the popular fast food restaurant Chipotle.

Boys, after we hit this nic do you wanna go grab some chipper?

by keesville July 19, 2021

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

Chipper

Another name for a pencil sharpener in the south of Ireland.

Hey Dave, can ya pass me your chipper? I need to sharpen my pencil.

by Shaun Baun January 8, 2021

chipper

no one really knows what it means, but it IS an insult, of some sort.

"ya mad fucken chipper"

by kebabndbeans May 30, 2025