Chimp

Someone who is doing/saying something idiotic or foolish

Jake just said something really dumb, what a chimp

by ThatMasshole September 18, 2018

Bakersfield chimp

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.

If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.

by smackie August 30, 2005

chimpout

This is a derogatory term for a bunch of ill-mannered humans who go wild for any reason.

"The mob had a total chimpout after the controversial verdict was announced."

by vtology September 23, 2020

Go All Travis-the-Chimp

A fit of rage or anger. Similar to going postal or opening a can of whup ass. Travis the Chimpanzee was famous for his Old Navy commercials and had to be shot and killed while attacking a woman, tearing most of her face off beyond recognition.

-She will go all Travis-the-Chimp on his ass if she catches him with another woman.

-"Don't make me go all Travis-the-Chimp on you!"

by Ana317 February 19, 2009

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

Chimpokomon

"Chinpoko" (and also "chinpo") is a children's euphemism for "penis" in Japanese, much like "wee-wee" in American English. Chinpokomon originates from the words chinpoko and Pokémon Chinpokomon literally means Penis Monster(s).

Chimpokomon! Purchase them all!

by Frank74 November 21, 2006

chimpnigger

A 'chimpnigger' is the ugliest nigger you can find in the whole Creation. The nigger is so Goddamn ugly that you can mistake him for a very ugly monkey.

My nigger neiborgh is a chimpnigger. He is the most horrible creature I have ever seen.

by DrNigger March 17, 2011