Chesticles

a man's chest that is saggy but not fat, with low nipples.

Wow you have massive chesticles, do you think they produce semen.

by T figure 9 November 15, 2009

Chesticles

When saggy boobs are so saggy that when they bend over it looks like a pair of hanging testicles.

Man that old lady bent over and she had some hardcore chesticles!

by Clemontine November 22, 2010

Chesticles

If a man works out his chest mucles, or pecks, he has earned the right to call them chesticles. Skinny men cannot have chesticles, as they are not present. Fat men cannot have chesticles as they are too fat, they have man boobs instead.

Man 1: Yesterday was such a good work out.

Man 2: Dude, my chesticles are sooo sore.

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

chesticles

Name for old, wrinkly boobs when they start sagging from the nipple, looking like two nasty drooping testicles.

Her chesticles fell out of her nightgown and began oozing towards the ground like egg-whites dripping down a cracked raw egg shell.

by Elinosaurus July 1, 2009

Chesticles

Balls A guy with Balls on his chest.

Da fuck' ? Freak !! Look At Them Chesticles :O

by Foxxeh June 24, 2008

chesticles

The boobs of a dykie masculine bitch like Jodie Foster, or Rosie o Donnel

Feminists dont have tits they have chesticles

by Themi Theodos June 17, 2009

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