Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.

This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!

by The other hand I have been in May 16, 2017

Hot Cheeto girl

THE GIRL IN THE HALL THAT YELLS BESTFRAND AT 7AM AT SCHOOL AND EATS HOT CHEETOS IN CLASS. USES VICTORIAS SECRET SPRAY TO COVER UP HER FISHY COOCH.

“Oh god here comes hot Cheeto girl, it’s Bout to smell like fishy Cheetos”

by Mynameishandlebar December 18, 2019

cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010

cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017

Cheeto Fingers

The obvious sign that you have been previously consuming Cheetos. Identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. However, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of Cheetos.

Those aren't Cheeto fingers.

THESE are Cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)

by ErickEbonic_BlackerThanYou March 12, 2009

cheeto head

a male red head who can't get a girl unless she is extremely intoxicated because of his hair color. Don't get them confused with the average gingers.

Wendy: I hooked up with a cheeto head last night!
Jenny: Oh no!

by cheetolover December 18, 2011

cheeto attack

After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)

"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"

by la bandit October 26, 2009