Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011

Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 May 9, 2011

micro cheating

Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...

Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.

by bigtittythick69420 November 14, 2018

Cheating

The worst thing you can do to a person

Unloved : he's cheating on me

Unknown : then leave him

by Unloved July 29, 2016

Cheating

Something you should NEVER do when playing monopoly, but anything else is ok.

Man: THAT SNEAKY BITCH STOLE A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.

Me: HES CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

by Elegant Top Hat April 19, 2018

Cheating Fuckboy

A charming, handsome man. Typically a musician with tribal tattoos. He knows how to win your heart but ends up pecking his ex and destroying you.

Eric is a cheating fuckboy. He totally destroyed my heart.

by Hoover Jones April 8, 2019

Cheating ass

His cheating ass got caught.

His cheating ass was caught.

by Chittychittybangbaang December 10, 2019