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Dog Chapman

1. A small wrinkled shit log.

2. A tiny turd in a toilet.

3. Struggling to shit and only being able to squeeze out a poo ball.
1. When I opened the rest room door, Larry Craig was jacking off and I noticed someone had left a Dog Chapman in the bowl.

2. When I flushed it all went down except for a Dog Chapman.

3. I was on the bowl for 30 mins and finally was able to shit out a Dog Chapman.
by Young Blood Chapman September 28, 2007
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Charmante

Charmante is a very gorgeous, elegant, and outgoing person she is very ambitious and well spirited she is willing to go out and have fun but most of all she’s a homebody who’s sexy and willing to give her love a good time. She’s very honest and holy and loves to find love the first time around and never let go also she’s strong and extra extra Smart!!! She’s a go getter and a hustler and will be an Amazing mom
Guy1, Hey who’s that fine girl walking over there?
Guy2, oh that’s Charmante she’s the sexiest of them all and when she falls in love she really falls.

Guy 1, ima try to get her number
Guy2, too late me and her are already in love that’s why I’m telling you this
by Blackened061816 September 23, 2018
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Mark Chapman

The asshole who killed John Lennon because of the book 'A Catcher in the Rye'

Also the name of a kickass song by Mindless Self Indulgence.
"Hey, when the world's over-run with too many bands, who do we call?

MARK CHAPMAN!"
by Maramasa October 4, 2008
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Mark David Chapman

The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!
by ReverendSaintReverend July 7, 2009
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Chatango

A place for people to talk to people or meet new people.

Commonly used to in anime sites or other sites that don't have their own instant-messaging system.
A small varity of users use chatango to cyber rp, a sick form of text role-playing that envolves people typing what they want to do or want their "character" to do in the roleplay another, always involving Sex or acts similair.
A larger than that varity of people use it for Role-Playing, an act I describe better as writing a story with two peoples point of view.
Others will use it to talk to friends, talk about shows, or simply meet new people. The website is largly devirse, spanning from mutliple races, religions, and sexual orientations.
Chatango (no example)
by LostUke June 18, 2011
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Charmander

Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...

Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.

Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...

Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard

Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!

Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...

Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?
by Mal's friend April 23, 2015
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Chapman

Chapman is a derivative of the Saxon word Caepman, meaning a market man or a bum monger.
Shit son, there's that Chapman fellow. He's got an arsehole like flailing spastic.

Man + Man = Chapman

Steve super glued his dick to his brothers forehead. What a cunt.
by Billy Bullshite April 17, 2010
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