Christmas 

An Excuse for Americans to have outrageous parties to get drunk, spend hundreds of dollar for gifts their children want and throw away after a few days and egg nog.

Example isn't needed for the word Christmas as it is stated in the definion. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED ONE!

Christmas by APokedex November 5, 2011

christmas 

Chirstmas...birth of christ

If you don't know what Christmas is then you must live under a freaking rock!

christmas by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004

christmas 

The time of year when Santa rises from the dead. Hypnotises a couple of reindeer hanging out in a log cabin to be his slaves and uses them to carry his fat carcass to small childrens house and lick the naughty ones whilst emptying his bulging red sack down the chiminey of the good ones...then killing the reindeer and storing them in the freezer...

four more reindeers were missing today due to christmas

christmas by Dr Fennopolis December 31, 2003

christmas 

used only in New Mexico, WHICH ROCKS.
Means getting both red AND green chile on your food 'cause you're a total badass for living in NM

Red or Green?

Dude, hook it up with the christmas!

christmas by NM Rox March 12, 2005

Christmas 

New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.

25th of December

Christmas by waffle October 23, 2003

Christmas 

The time of the year when peoples bank accounts empty out

This christmas shoping left me broke

Christmas by Camii:) December 1, 2010

christmas 

Celebrating the birth of Santa.

It's Santa's Birthday! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

christmas by pagis September 17, 2006