cerpitimatic

A body of water close to Nevada.

A way to describe a person who says ow or exclaims some form of a word when hit in the facial area by a fat person with big boobs!

" I went all cerpitimatic when Ut punched me in the face."

by Dishittery September 19, 2007

cephicle

the corn that remains un-digested in a poo.

there was a cephicle in my poo

by victimseven August 25, 2009

cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009

Cephalopodus

I huge impossibly gnarly boner attack that has multiple things attached to the head. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will. You're so screwed because of this, you really are screwed.....I can't help you now.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CEPHALOPODUS!!!11!!!!!

by LONE_SIGNAL August 11, 2010

cephalacunt

1. A hard-hearted woman.
2. A woman who is shrewd and cruel in nature.
3. A bitch.
4. An extreme cunt.

How could she break poor Timmy's heart like that? What a cephalacunt.

by marine_biologist August 17, 2011

Cephalorectally Challenged

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013

cerpiffle

a silent or squeaky fart with little sound that smells awful

"guess what dude!"
"what?"
"_____" totally let out a cerpiffle last night when we were watching a movie and it smelled so bad"

by words u never hear but exist May 14, 2016