centauring

Inserting your lower half into another persons anal cavity.

Sally and I were Centauring last night, and she rode me into battle!

by Flipotic February 15, 2015

Rochester Century High School

Located in Rochester, Minnesota Century is the largest of the three public schools. It looks as though it was designed so if the school fails it could easily be converted to a prison. Century is also academically the strongest of schools in Rochester being ranked in Newsweek's top high schools in the country, it has higher AP scores, ACT/SAT scores and GPA's than the other Rochester schools. The downsides of this are that a 3.5 GPA could possibly get you in the 50th percentile of your class, also the sport culture at century is lack luster compared to the other schools in town. The teams aren't bad, just not many people care or go to games of any kind. Century is seen as being the richest and most pretentious of the public schools, this isn't true when you look at how many doctors kids go to rival Mayo High School. People from century hate mayo, and no one takes John Marshall high school seriously.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Rochester Century High School
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mayo... I hate you
Person 3: Uhh I go to JM
People 1 & 2: Ha! That's funny!

by Itscoldhere January 23, 2012

con-of-the-century

Scientology and everything related to it

L. Ron Hubbard created the con-of-the-century

by SP_thats_me December 29, 2006

21st Century Skills

Something a college student made up just before graduation to make their resume look stronger to a potential employer.

Interviewee: I have 21st Century Skills.
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Interviewee: I know how to twitter and stuff. I'm hired now and will get my first promotion next week!
Interviewer. Get the fuck out of my office! Please. Just go.

by inteljoe June 13, 2016

Mid-Century Mushroom

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.

Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.

by johnwall2 July 1, 2018

Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.

Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.

by Saleofcentury December 18, 2019

20th century

The years 1901 A.D. to 2000 A.D., identified as the twentieth century of the world since the start of A.D.

The electrical grid in the eastern U.S. was the declared as "the great electrical system of the 20th century". The problem is, this is the 21st century.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004