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Caveman Texting

The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting
person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me

Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...
by HandOfEris May 4, 2010
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cave mom

A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.
Oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.
by paleo dude May 4, 2012
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Cave story

A very fun game where you are a robot killing a bunch of things and trying to save little bunnies called "mimigas" from a doctor that has a crown from a rock.
Guy 1: Well I'm gonna go play some Cave story!

Guy 2: What the hell is Cave story?

Guy 1: What, you never heard?

Guy 2: Nope.

Guy 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Cave story fan. May 18, 2013
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cavellings

A word used in Thomas Pains's paper "Common Sense" that does not have a definition and it completely fucks with you on purpose
Bob: "Hey bill i was reading "Common Sense" and this word cavellings popped up, do you know what it means?"
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."
by Lucas Skyweller October 9, 2015
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Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.
Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Cave of Linguists

A discord server for learning languages with over 15,000 members, sometimes abbreviated to CoL.
Cave of Linguists was founded by a lithuanian named Moha who has since ascended to god status.
Jam: Cave of Linguists deleted #euskara
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Flavor Cave

1. A secret pocket of delectable foodstuff concealed within a larger food item.

2. One more addition to the inordinately long list of euphemisms for the female genitalia.
1. Oh my lucky stars! These nachos have a flavor cave of queso and guacamole hidden 'neath the upper strata of corn chips.

2. Of all the pet names I could have selected for my lady's vagina, I chose flavor cave for its slant rhyme and positive implications.
by Waffle Joe June 4, 2007
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