cattle

A large group of nasty, often hideous, girls, or whales of human female form, who graze and eat most of the day and go nutty for boy bands and chocolate bars.

"Don't sit at that table, that is where the cattle sit, you don't want to go near them, you might be eatin."

by slopass December 1, 2003

Big hat no cattle

The unofficial motto of the state of Texas

As with most people in Texas he is just big hat no cattle

by Trout monkey March 14, 2011

cattle toe

(noun): a variant of the urban camel toe caused not by the tension of a woman's clothing but by the sheer force of her protruding body fat

Whoa! Check out that cattle toe...she must be 400 pounds!

by JournalNewsProgeny January 18, 2008

catten

a creature which is not quite a cat but not quite a kitten anymore.

"your catten missed the litter box by a few feet."

by captain j July 16, 2006

Cathee

a nickname for Catherine that avoids the decrepit/old person's stigma the nickname Cathy holds

No, your great grandmother and I do not have the same name. I'm CathEE she's CathY. I'm young she's old.

by HurricaneCamila June 28, 2010

cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.

"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"

by Can Not March 15, 2005

cattle prod

Put on wool socks and have your girl bend over. Shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up a charge so that the tip of your penis shocks her as you enter. Pull out and repeat. In the dark you can see the spark.

Tell your Dad thanks for buying new carpet because it was great for giving your mom the cattle prod last night.

by shpecky4 October 25, 2009