by 123pat April 15, 2020
Get the dirty catalina mug.A school in the Catalina Mountians in Tucson, Arizona where almost every kid is spoiled rich and a bitch. They don't care about themselves and most of them are selfish and all live in huge houses and think they're the shit. They're mostly all really skinny and theres A LOT of sluts.
"What school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School.."
"Oh.. okay bye.
"Why?"
"You're probably a bitch and don't care about anyone but yourself"
"Catalina Foothills High School.."
"Oh.. okay bye.
"Why?"
"You're probably a bitch and don't care about anyone but yourself"
by Alex Gserhyn March 4, 2010
Get the Catalina Foothills High School mug.This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Catalonian Retirement Home mug.One person is designated as 'The rain catcher' several others position themselves on the roof of a house, they then begin to urinate from the roof as the rain catcher attmepts to catch all the urine in his mouth.
When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
Guy 1: Hey man are you still ill
Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good
Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher
Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face
Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great
Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good
Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher
Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face
Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Catalonian Rain Catcher mug.An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.
The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.
Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.
The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.
Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.
Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?
Nutnfancy - "Yes."
Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"
Nutnfancy - "Yes."
Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"
by TheNutnfancyProjectHeretic January 28, 2010
Get the Catalog Commando mug.A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.
"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."
by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018
Get the Catalingus mug.Person suffering from extreme fear or anxiety, usually as part of their anxiety, personality, or psychotic disorders.
They do not move, not because they can't or because they are lazy, but because of fear, embarrassment, bad feelings.
Most of social anxiety sufferers resume normal moving, when they are alone. They only freeze when near people.
Besides not moving, they have other symptoms such as headache, toothache, jaw pain, because these organs freeze too.
They do not move, not because they can't or because they are lazy, but because of fear, embarrassment, bad feelings.
Most of social anxiety sufferers resume normal moving, when they are alone. They only freeze when near people.
Besides not moving, they have other symptoms such as headache, toothache, jaw pain, because these organs freeze too.
When guests arrived at my house, my body started to shake, sweat, and I could not move for few hours.
When they left, I resumed my normal activities. Hell of a day! I think I am a catatonic.
When they left, I resumed my normal activities. Hell of a day! I think I am a catatonic.
by ExcellentRooster February 13, 2021
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