caution tape

Tape that basically mean, stay the fuck away from this...please.

At school they are reeseeding grass, there's caution tape, a.k.a; "stay the fuck away from this...please" tape, all around it.

by wrapp me in caution tape plz October 26, 2009

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005

captialism

An economic system that is hierarchal, under which wealth is accumulated by those few in control of the hierarchy, though the surplus value of wealth created by people who work, in partnership with a government that subsidizes industry, while opposition is suppresed. In the United States, it is called Democracy.

Capitalism is great. I can choose from 20 diffent kinds of catsup but I can't afford to see a doctor.

by eugene February 1, 2004

Captian Ertmer

couple shots of either Sailer Jerry's or Captian Morgan and enough Tampico orange juice with Sprite to your preference. When too fucked up off this drink you then become Captian Ertmer.

Hey bitch, make me a Captian Ertmer!
Hey look at Josh over there, i think he's officially Captian Ertmer tonight.

by Karl Nelson April 20, 2010

captivity

noun, plural captivities.
1.
the state or period of being held, imprisoned, enslaved, or confined.

Related forms Expand
precaptivity, noun
semicaptivity, noun

Synonyms Expand
1. bondage, servitude, slavery, thralldom, subjection; imprisonment, confinement, incarceration.

Antonyms Expand
1. freedom.

In June 2009, we escaped from captivity, bringing a sudden resolution of a captivity that seemed destined to drag on for years.

Lawand was one of just nine lucky enough to escape after two months of captivity.

Militants have revealed a total of six videos of Bergdahl in captivity, with various demands in exchange for his release.

by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016