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candy cane rimjob

Where you stick the straight part of a candy cane into the receivers butthole, so that when you are feasting on it you get a minty refreshment with each lick.
Adam: Did you eat out Sara yesterday?
Mathis: yeah and she let me give her a candy cane rimjob as well.
by Egdets18 January 14, 2016
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candyland

anything that happens when a member of the opposite sex that is at least 3 years older than you comes over to your house when no one is home. Can be anything from sitting and talking, making out, or anything sexual.
Carol: What happened when Jake was over?
Emma: We played candyland!
Carol: nice!
by sexybeastxx March 31, 2009
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candypants

term of endearment for a trophy-wife/-spouse; generally used in reference to a female; never used jokingly; can be seen as a derogatory term towards a female.
"My boss called me 'candypants' today, so I'm pressing sexual harassment charges."
or
"Hey, candypants, fetch me a sandwich."
by V-rizzle July 12, 2007
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Candyman

A man whom sells candy. duh...
Little kid:Look! There's the Candyman! Let's go buy some candy! :D
by Cyber Toon January 21, 2015
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candyland

The foward cavity of a female, typically of good looking girls. Also known as the vagina.
Grrrr-Bet she wishes I could visit her candyland.
by Josh Sorenson May 12, 2004
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candyland

the most hardcore drinking game ever. you take the kids game and make rules to go along with the color cards you draw. red=rule green=rhyme orange=catagory blue=guys drink purple=girls drink yellow=you drink double cards=you take two then follow the color rule character card=chug the rest of your open drink.
we played candyland and joey threw up all over my wall.
by willwest August 20, 2008
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Candyland

A type of child like place where no negativiety, harsh words, adults words, competitive banter, equal defensive response is allowed. It is another form of Care bear land or Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Imagine the most sensitive realm of existence.
This game has turned into candyland because of all the cry babies that can't handle the harsh words I accurately use to describe them.
by CommonSenseisdead February 3, 2014
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