Call of Duty

1) When you have to take sh*t.

2) A game full of dumbass nubs that can't even aim yet are able to throw tomahawks across the and kill you. These dumbasses can't even get a good kill to death ratio. These kids get 1 kill by the time they have 30 deaths, but when they get that kill they earape your ears by screaming, "OMFG I GOT A KILL THAT WAS SO KOOL!!!!!!".

Kid 1: Hi
Kid 2: Call of duty
Kid 1: You wanna play?
Kid 1: HURRY WHERES THE TOILET

nub ass kid throws tomahawk across map and kills you

You: "Breath In" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
Dat Nub Ass Kid (with shitty ratio): FIRST TRY!
(Next Day) You: Fuck I'm on Youtube!

by Boost_Junkyy November 14, 2017

Call of duty

A game made by treyarch infinity ward and sledgehammer games who are great company's but it's the players that are complete BS like faggots who noobtube and the annoying little RUNTS who spawn camp with SMGs around the corners who have stupid spray bottle laughs like a window cleaner and those who use the chopper to spawn kill EVERY SINGLE TIME I liked the good old days when faggots noobtubers werent a thing

I play call of duty bruhh

by Memer/fanny pack March 18, 2019

call of duty

a term used to describe smoking weed on a weekend night
then trying to play call of duty while high

Tanner: So dude, what did you do this weekend?

JP: Worked and played some call of duty.

Tanner: Why the fuck would you play that game?

JP: No, no dumbass i played CALL of DUTY

Tanner: Ohhhhh duuude nice

by Balls to the Wall March 2, 2008

call of duty

another way of explaining you had a night of rowdy sex

Sally:
Why was there screaming coming from your room all night?

Pamela:
I was playing Call of Duty all night long

(then everything thinks you're cool)

by julioooooooooooooooo January 13, 2011

Call of Duty

to call of duty-to shoot someone
-to rape/cream/beat the shit out of someone

dave- *shoots ron in the face*
ron-ahh wtf?
luke-man, he just call of duty'd the shit outta you

by ruxsha November 26, 2010

Call of Duty

The video game equivalent of a seagull that everyone throws food at despite it doing fuck all to deserve it,but we can't help feeding it.

Boy 1:What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: Playing Call of Duty
Boy 1: Bitch please, Battlefield could rek your arse any day.
Boy 2: Motherfucker, you're gonna need you're destructible environments to comprehend our might
Boy 3: Team Fortress 2 for the win.
Boy 1 & 2: You cheeky Cunt

by Syko Steve October 2, 2016

Call of duty

A game everyone loves to hate for no reason and every time someone opens their mouth every time it's " it's the same every year." And for some reason a lot of people buy the game even those who say it's the same every year are the ones who pay full price.

Guy 1 "Hey are you gonna get the new call of duty next month?"
Guy 2 "Why would I? It's the same every year."

One month later in games top
Guy 1 " Hey man what's up, what game are you getting?"
Guy 2 " Call of duty. "

by The Devil's advocate July 2, 2015