Caliper

A math tool that can be used to measure the depth an width of one's asshole or clit

"Hey I let Sierra use by caliper today, it has her name engraved in it too!"

by Black Sensey February 12, 2015

calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.

Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...

by Jim September 30, 2004

SH Calibur

When a member of the female gender is of the same level of looks that Salma Hayek is.

No, Britney does not fit into the file of SH Calibur.

by BigDick January 29, 2004

caliversity

This can be any university located within the state of California. However it is most commonly refering to a UC.

I is a stoodent at the Caliversity o' Unidavis.

or rather,

Person 1: So you actually ended up going to one of those caliversities instead of Rutgers?

Person 2: Hell yeah!

by Akalei September 14, 2008

Calberg

One of the few intelligent and cool chatters still conversing online. His words age like fine wine.

Wow I had a great time chatting with Calberg.

by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022

caliborn

Someone who was vorn in California

She is a Caliborn babe.

by Coltontb20 March 24, 2016

Caliber70

The most embarassing type of human to ever exist. Argues for the sake or arguing and is unhealthily obsessed with their opinions on Pokémon. Often synonymous with “Pokémon obsessed Karen”

This Caliber70 just ACTUALLY got salty about Scyther’s BST 😂. Send him to the circlejerk sub.

by NewCombo May 24, 2025