A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."
Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.
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The annoying ass people who don’t stop insisting that the new decade begins in 2021, and not 2020. These are the same people who complained in the late ‘90s that the new millennium doesn’t begin until 2001 (Even though 2000 was a bigger deal than 2001) and that the 2010s “isn’t” a proper decade, and that it began in 2011 and ends in 2020 (Or ended if you’re post reading this post 2020).
Usually a Sci-Fi fan, the type of people that loves Star Wars, Geeky, and most of the time, have no friends.
Usually a Sci-Fi fan, the type of people that loves Star Wars, Geeky, and most of the time, have no friends.
Joe: Sends his five friends invites to his new decade party that is held on December 31, 2019.
Toby replies to Joe: The decade doesn’t begin until 2021.
Joe disinvites Toby after realizing he’s a calendar pedant.
Toby replies to Joe: The decade doesn’t begin until 2021.
Joe disinvites Toby after realizing he’s a calendar pedant.
by The Guy who wants to have fun July 25, 2019
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We stopped using the old out-of-use calendar decades (For example, the 203rd decade is a calendar decade that runs from 2021-2030, yet almost everybody never uses that anymore and instead switched to the popular reckoning of decades that makes the 2020s and runs from 2020-2029) almost a century ago. For the millennium, we were celebrating the arrival of the 2000s; not the 3rd calendar millennium (2001-3000) which is very old and we switched to the millennia of the 0s (1-999), 1000s (1000-1999), 2000s (2000-2999), and 3000s (3000-3999).
In the late 1990s, Pedants told everyone that the new millennium doesn’t begin until 2001, even though everyone ignored them.
We stopped using the old out-of-use calendar decades (For example, the 203rd decade is a calendar decade that runs from 2021-2030, yet almost everybody never uses that anymore and instead switched to the popular reckoning of decades that makes the 2020s and runs from 2020-2029) almost a century ago. For the millennium, we were celebrating the arrival of the 2000s; not the 3rd calendar millennium (2001-3000) which is very old and we switched to the millennia of the 0s (1-999), 1000s (1000-1999), 2000s (2000-2999), and 3000s (3000-3999).
In the late 1990s, Pedants told everyone that the new millennium doesn’t begin until 2001, even though everyone ignored them.
(December 31, 1999)
Joe is having a millennium party, so he invited many guests to celebrate the arrival of the year 2000. Toby however, is a calendar pedant.
Joe: Everyone, May I have your attention please. As you all know, the new millennium is about to come and—-
Toby: Well the new millennium doesn’t actually begin until 2001.
(Joe gets angry at Toby and decides to kick him out after realizing he’s a Calendar Pedant).
Joe is having a millennium party, so he invited many guests to celebrate the arrival of the year 2000. Toby however, is a calendar pedant.
Joe: Everyone, May I have your attention please. As you all know, the new millennium is about to come and—-
Toby: Well the new millennium doesn’t actually begin until 2001.
(Joe gets angry at Toby and decides to kick him out after realizing he’s a Calendar Pedant).
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Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
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SOME KIND OF INFINITY .
Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)
FINALLY makes every person rest easy
SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.
It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.
Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.
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SOME KIND OF INFINITY .
Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)
FINALLY makes every person rest easy
SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.
It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.
Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.
HEY You GOO...RS what does our PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER day this COLD EVENING as we all know the date and month are always the same BUTT NOTHING in this universe would work if it wasn't APRIL FIRST, ANY YEAR and GODDAMN you are right SUNDER as WELL NOBLE PEACE EEE TO ALL.
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THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .
Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.
PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.
Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events
SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.
HI ...it is the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER saying S..T= STAY HUNGRY.(T)ALK F00L(I()SH)...6751
THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .
Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.
PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.
Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events
SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.
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