CAF

Mean Cringy As Fuck

Something so cringe you wanna kill yourself in the most painful way

Man 1: did you see that guy he is sooo CAF

by MeMeBigBoy23232334 March 23, 2017

CAF

Abbreviation for Cringy as Fuck. Reaction to someone being extremely awkward or embarrassing. Used especially when someone tries to obtain sympathy, virtue seek, or live vicariously, through made-up anecdotes.

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

by Mimic22 November 22, 2017

CAF

Abbreviation for "Cash Ambience Factor"

"Cash Ambience Factor" , being the amount of wealth one presents to others. The CAF can be increased by owning jewelry, money, or flashy bling.

1 CAF = $100

Dude those gold tire rims totally bring his CAF up to at least 4.

by KSM184 January 20, 2011