cactus

the most fucking amazing plant ever

I'm a cactus

by teresa t-bag April 10, 2009

Hairy Cactus

When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.

A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.

Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!

by Joe Salone August 14, 2010

cactusing

A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.

Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.

by Sparx March 19, 2005

Cactus Jack

Travis Scott's record label. Also the name of a Jordan 4 which was a collaboration between Travis and Jordan brand which now goes for about $600

Dude, did you hear that Travis just released Cactus Jack records.
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX

by anti_social_social_club February 6, 2019

Cactuses

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011