cabbaged

to steal with intent to use the item as toilet paper.

Steve cabbaged my bed sheets??.... he can keep them...

by Elvis Presley October 31, 2006

Cabbages

A feeling just above 'average'.

Feeling a little cabbages

by Ancorrs June 11, 2011

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone who is known to act an idiotic or foolish fashion because of an ability to act in a normal and acceptable manner . This can cover anything from not knowing the answer to a simple question to partaking in acts of cabbagery such as not using an indicator when making a maneuver in a car.

Andy: "Paul M you're a fucking cabbage because you ate my chicken salad again"

by BigAndyB August 7, 2019

Cabbage

Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.

Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.

by non giron October 1, 2012

cabbage

the act of calling another man a pussy

“you a whole cabbage for not jumping at tilted”

by cabbage master #fortnitegod March 8, 2018

cabbage

A stupid person who doesn't know shit.

Zach you are such a stupid cabbage!

by Bob Dong February 14, 2003

cabbage

an old granny vagina, with flaps etc..

'wop it up a cabbage'

by llihp notwen February 1, 2008