bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010

spine cushion

a word that kody uses to define the ass

wow she's got a nice a nice spine cushion there!

by mrs.12 May 13, 2017

Hug cushions

The word used to describe big boobs which make it comfortable to hug that person.

Your hug cushions made that hug so comfy!

by Decani July 4, 2017

Cushion Pussy

A vagina that is surrounded by a lot of ass, which therefore gives the penatrator a lot cushion when thrusting.

Man I was fuckinh this girl the other night and she had a nice cushion pussy.

by The Wise Guy 666 December 26, 2015

cushion-squishin

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.

Honey pick up more pudding on the way home cause I used the rest cushion-squishin last night.

by Docktastic December 10, 2010

cushion shot

When you're plowing from behind and finish on the person's ass

"hey Jerry I gave your sister a cushion shot last night"

by Mdhush May 12, 2023

cushion blow

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.

Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.

by Mr Trip1et July 11, 2014