A joyous occasion when six or more crumpets are prepared per person. Preferably buttered, hot and crispy (maybe with a little grilled sugar). This is usually the result of somebody suggesting Crumpet Mayhem (usually due to an over-abundance of crumpets due to them being on special offer). The crumpets are consumed by all and enjoyed, as crumpets are loved by all.
"I'm hungry, anybody got any ideas for a good munchies?"...
..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...
..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"
..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...
..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"
by MikeSynonymous February 11, 2010
Get the Crumpet Mayhemmug. by Rusty ranga August 7, 2019
Get the Satay Crumpetmug. When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed
(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!
Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!
Game: Double Kill!
Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!
by Nomis06 July 12, 2007
Get the double crumpetsmug. by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016
Get the Crumpet bashingmug. 
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
Get the Crumpet Crunchermug. by Miniskip January 24, 2013
Get the Rusty Crumpetmug.