Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

by 0∅7 December 17, 2023

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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

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Cretin

A brainless human who is like a child and have 0IQ

Do we need a example if so you probably are a cretin

by Glode tnt March 31, 2020

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A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.

That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?

Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?

David Goggins.

by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022

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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

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Conniving Creepy Cretin

A physically disabled person who also suffers from learning difficulties and congenital thyroid deficiency partaking in an act conspiring to do something immoral, illegal, or harmful thus causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. Otherwise known as a Creepy Cretin.

"What a deviously devilish, slickly sly little conniving creepy cretin"

by CreepyCretin May 2, 2022

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