red crayon

a dog's erect penis

your dog's red crayon is sticking out

by noneused June 17, 2009

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 December 18, 2015

Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

by Apecreature June 22, 2012

Brown Crayon

When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.

I hate Brown crayon, It's always takes more wipes to clean with brown crayon streaks.

by RoryLOL July 02, 2009

crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

wonton crayon

When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red

dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon

by Al the mischievous May 07, 2016