coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

contourtionism

The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.

"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."

by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013

Cotton Candy Frappuccino

A delicious drink from the Starbucks secret menu. A light pink Frappuccino that tastes creamy and sweet and doesn't have a very strong coffee taste. Perfect for kids. How to order: Ask for a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino with one pump of raspberry syrup for tall, 1.5 for grande, and 2 for venti. Yummy!

Mmmmm... this Cotton Candy Frappuccino is delicious!

by caramelapplesforthewin! December 21, 2014

cotton throat

Like cotton mouth ... but your throat

person 1 : "omg i can't swallow"

person 2 : "do you have cotton throat?"

by chickennugget5 June 24, 2017

cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.

Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.

by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017

Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

colton hills community school

Colton hills is a sack of shit full of everything but white people and a shitty head teacher

Friend:i go colton hills community school
Mom:that school is shit, i heard someone shat in the reception.

by Anonymousticklebum December 12, 2019