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Serge De Congolees

Known in Belgium as a famous Congo djembe player.
Kentgy Serge? Wie, Serge De Congolees? Ja das toch de vader van Serge Jr.?
by Tomonaut May 11, 2018
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Console Wars

A lame thing that young teenagers do it because they have no life and like to troll about which is the best and which is the worst.
Person 1: Dude, in this console wars battle PS3 is better than Xbox 360.

Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.
by Anon12576343 November 3, 2010
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condolence

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.
After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
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consolation prize

A woman that you are with because you cannot be with the one you really want. a.k.a. the back up or a warm body
by your back up December 9, 2008
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console wars

the most pointless topic to talk about to another gamer. most of it consists of Nintendo fanboys vs. Sony fanboys arguing over whether the PSP or the DS are better, or any console for that matter.
Nintendo Fanboy: DS = teh roxx
Sony Fanboy: PSP > DS
Nintendo Fanboy: THE HELL U SAY BITCH!!?
Me: u guys fail. console wars suck
by Evan Kuhlmey October 7, 2005
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Contor

A more Hip way of saying "Straight-Edge". A new age way of explaining to another that you are Sober. A more recognizable way explaining ones dismissal of Alcohol and Drugs.

Drug Addict: Yo! Man lets do some dope
Alcoholic: Yeah dude I brought alcoholic beverages
Contorer: Whoa guys i'm contor and i've been contoring for years now; how about you contor also and we can all play a board game.
Forms:
Contoring: Haven't had alcohol or drugs in a while.
Contor- Have just started rejecting the use of alcohol and drugs.
Contorer- Someone who promotes not consuming or using alcohol or drugs.
by Fellow Contorer January 2, 2012
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console

1) A text-mode environment, which, depending on the operating system, may be used locally (as is the case for most DOS sessions) or remotely (via ssh).

2) A computer intended for limited user interaction, such as the NES or the Playstation. Such computers are intended only for loading single programs in one session, although newer consoles are able to performs such feats as getting on the internet, networking between other consoles of the same type, and even running various operating systems compiled for its internals. Common input devices for consoles include controllers (also called paddles sometimes), joysticks, or arcade pads.

3) An archaic reference to the user input and output devices on a computer.

4) The dashboard of a car.
1) The hacker telnet'd into my system and erased my porn archive through the console.

2) I spent all of my childhood in front of a console.

3) ENIAC's console stopped working ever since I had golden showers with my lover on it.

4) I want to put these badass guages in my Civic, but I don't want to remove the console.
by ravingidiot July 5, 2004
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