Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
by John Dale March 28, 2012
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Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles
Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake
by Aliens are real?!? December 20, 2022
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Confirmation Dap

Holding your hand out for a “dap” to your boy who is in close proximity, after saying a joke or roast you believe is funny, in order to confirm they are in agreement or on your side
Jordan: Yo max you are gay for wanting to suck off Mahomes
Max: Not according to my track record
*Max sticks his hand very close to Harris in order to receive a confirmation dap*
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Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it
I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.
by The Malachi June 04, 2024
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Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.
Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week
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I confirm that

Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English
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confirming learning

Well, it **sorta** rhymes.
Refers to an interval of either formal schooling or first-hand experience dat really drives home da truth/validity of a belief or philosophy dat you had already been familiar wif, rather than your merely being introduced to da concept for da first time.
One prime example of a "confirming learning" scenario would be if you are sitting wif a much-liked individual in some form of a group-chair --- i.e., couch, bleachers, bench-swing, etc. --- and a third person comes along and unceremoniously plops himself down right between da two of you, rather than politely asking if you guys could please scooch over a bit to make room for him on one side (well, of course, if he hadn't actually been scheduled to meet up with you two in da first place, he should also humbly ask if it's okay for him to come and join you to begin with!): from da diligent guidance-tutoring of your parents and/or other caring grownups, you may have already been fully aware of how rude/upsetting it is to position yourself between two people who are conversing or otherwise actively/socially interacting, but having it actually happen to you in real life like this glaringly demonstrates da true scope/depth/nature of said inconsiderate action.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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