Confirm

Verb: to touch yourself in exotic ways to please audience, only achievable by very few, can cause bleeding

Robert, confirm tonight

by berniecornwald December 10, 2021

Confirm 5 Gram

Confirm 5 gram/grams is a phrase used by people who witnessed someone acting in an odd manner. It could be but not necessarily when someone is intoxicated off stimulants. This phrase originated when someone smoked 5 grams of crystal methamphetamine at the void deck and started being aggressive while being shirtless and masturbated to passersby. Confirm 5 Gram could also be used when someone is suffering from mental illnesses though this phrase is not commonly used for that reason. People called Confirm 5 Gram are usually gone case individuals without a bright future and most likely is rotting their life away from narcotics. You could find majority these individuals being called "confirm 5 gram" at vicinities such as Punggol, Boon Lay, Yishun, Redhill, Kallang and Aljunied

Billy: woah look at that YP throwing a fit and raging, he even got shirtless and started wanking!
YP: ARGHHHHH *wank* *wank* *wank*
Kendrick: bro that guy confirm 5 gram sia
Billy: yea kendick, maybe even 10 gram

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024

And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me

He regretted it immediately!

A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025

confirming learning

Well, it **sorta** rhymes.
Refers to an interval of either formal schooling or first-hand experience dat really drives home da truth/validity of a belief or philosophy dat you had already been familiar wif, rather than your merely being introduced to da concept for da first time.

One prime example of a "confirming learning" scenario would be if you are sitting wif a much-liked individual in some form of a group-chair --- i.e., couch, bleachers, bench-swing, etc. --- and a third person comes along and unceremoniously plops himself down right between da two of you, rather than politely asking if you guys could please scooch over a bit to make room for him on one side (well, of course, if he hadn't actually been scheduled to meet up with you two in da first place, he should also humbly ask if it's okay for him to come and join you to begin with!): from da diligent guidance-tutoring of your parents and/or other caring grownups, you may have already been fully aware of how rude/upsetting it is to position yourself between two people who are conversing or otherwise actively/socially interacting, but having it actually happen to you in real life like this glaringly demonstrates da true scope/depth/nature of said inconsiderate action.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 20, 2023

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 4, 2024