Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?
I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.
I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.
by gasman72 December 13, 2009
Get the Chaw Clawmug. When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.
"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."
by Mitch Kumstien June 7, 2019
Get the White Clawedmug. by swillhard June 11, 2020
Get the raw clawmug. When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Scat Clawedmug. by Cornfuck November 24, 2013
Get the lala clawmug. From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". This is how the citizens of Halloween Town pronounce "Santa Claus"
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights."
Jack Skellington upon meeting Santa: "Sandy Claws...in person...what a pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Wh-...why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!"
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights."
Jack Skellington upon meeting Santa: "Sandy Claws...in person...what a pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Wh-...why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!"
by WildHoneyPie4 January 30, 2009
Get the Sandy Clawsmug. 