check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by yes juanito yes April 6, 2015

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

by GSDubs October 13, 2009

check for me

Keeping up with someone, as in if you're in a relationship with someone, and you're "checking for them" then you're calling them and spending time with them, or otherwise paying attention to them.

Now that we've broke up, you don't have to check for me at all.

by Jada K April 5, 2007

check ya later

something you say when you're leaving someone;
this was also used in the movie "dazed and confused"

person 1:i g2g man check ya later
person2: alright byeee

by slator daze April 20, 2008

check it

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

Check That Hoe

Get that chick under control.Usually used when two girls are fighting as an insult, talking towards some outside person.

Girl 1:Sup bitch
Girl 2:who is this chick?
Some guy trying to break them up:whats going on?
Girl 2(talking to guy):You better check that hoe!she don't know me!

also in tyler perry's why did i get married

by Taysha February 9, 2009

Check cashing scam

A check cashing scam is when someone tells you a fake sad story about a financial situation and then asks do you bank at a certain bank. The scammer often stands there looking for people who come out of banks. Then they asks where you bank. Then they say let's go deposit the check and then when you deposit the check at the machine, the amount of money goes up temporarily. Then they say let's withdraw some money at a time until the check clears. Then you try to buy something with a debit card and it says insufficient funds. You check your bank and it's too late, it's near zero. Then you suspect something is not right. Then someone you know said you were scammed. You were a victim of a scam.

Tyler: I just deposited money into my bank! I think I'll pay that debt I owe the gym then buy supplements.

Stanger tall black guy who looks normal: Help. I have financial trouble. The bank doesn't want to cash my check. Could you cash my check. I'll pay you.
Tyler: Sure.

Black guy scammer: Just add the check to the machine and then I will withdraw money.
Tyler: *logs in to the bank account. With $121.50
Black guy scammer: *secretly watches your bank account amount.

Tyler: Deposits check.

*Numbers go up to $920 but only temporarily because it's a fake check.
Black guy scammer: Now take out $120 dollars.

Look it's a picture of my son and daughter.

*shows picture.

I'll be back tomorrow for the rest of the money. (Not really, or maybe to steal this time without the scam).
Tyler: *Takes out money and pays the guy.
Tyler: Tries to pay a gym debt.

*card says insufficient funds.

Tyler: *runs to bank.
*$1.50
Tyler: Crap!
*Goes home
Tyler's brother Josh: You got scammed! It was a check cashing scam.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2022