choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.

Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

Choad

A word used to describe a short fat penis. The penis in question is wider than it is long.

Ian struggled to suck Keiran's choad.

by Ewany May 23, 2008

Choad

1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.

2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.

1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.

2. Rich, stop being such a choad.

by seedyburner July 18, 2005

choad

a word used on an internet message board to slander it's creators. The word however is used to describe the overall douchebaggedness of the individual who called them that in the first place. Thus making the definition of choad, actually kyle. So a kyle is a choad, and a choad is a kyle.

The Jakes are choads, for not putting up my threadless submission. I sent them an e-mail, but the choads never replied. Because they are after all, a bunch of non-replying choads.

by tacosaurus July 19, 2004

choad

A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!

Mr. Flood is a choad

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

choad

1. It is a slang for a penis that is usually thick in appearance and short in length.
2. IT does not mean that one's penis width is larger than it's length. BECAUSE ITS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU ILLITERATE IMBECILS.

Damn, my long foreskin and my afro pubic hair makes me look like I have a choad.

by Young Stash September 25, 2006

choad

1) A choad is when your ball sack hangs lower than your penis
2) A choad can also be a disliked person

1) I can't help it that i have a choad.... My balls are too big.
2) Man that guy's such a choad

by Kyle Luecke February 9, 2008