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Cartoon Network

The network that destroys the sanctity of anime by airing it and whoring it out because they're whores who just want to make more money off pop-culturizing stuff.
Hey you asshole, why'd you have to go Cartoon Network and ruin our ideas?
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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Cartoon Network

Current home of Family Guy and adultswim (which lately has been sucking more and more).
The only TV I ever watch anymore is Family Guy on Cartoon Network.
by babaloulou November 13, 2003
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cartoon porn

The greatest version of porn out there. Typically viewed by children who google their favorite characters with "penis" following their search who don't know what actual porn is. Also viewed by men over the age of 40 who enjoy cartoons and haven't been laid since junior year in high school. Some can be called a brony.
Yesterday I was surfing the web looking for some Mickey Mouse cartoon porn. I wanted to see him without pants on.
by arosi June 26, 2016
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Flash Cartoon

a kind of cartoon made with Macromedia, or adobe Flash.
by Quelubrid August 1, 2007
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cartoon sex

1.- Zany, kooky, bizarre love-making that is actually less for love and more for entertainment. Could involve costumes, drug abuse or disproportionate anatomy.

2.- Actual sex with a cartoon character.
Things were pretty crazy last night with the two of us dressed in costumes and the weird lighting in his apartment. We were going at it in ways that, in retrospect, defy the laws of physics. We had cartoon sex.
by Cartoon Rabbit November 28, 2007
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Cartoon Orbit

The best thing to happen to Cartoon Network's shit website. Kids spent countless hours on this addictive online TCG game. It will be missed.
Bob: I remember Cartoon Orbit, I started playing when I was 12.

Ryan: I wish they didn't remove it from the site.
by xenoPHOSE October 20, 2008
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cartoon acid

cartoon acid makes you see everything in cartoon like you see objects talk and move.
last night i took cartoon acid and the calgary tower bowed down and said welcome to downtown.
by missile December 28, 2008
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