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I Eat Cannibals

eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot pot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop
Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum
And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
I like the spice
Tasty and nice
Roastin' vitamin
Forget the dietin'
Mmm such a dish
I can't resist
Healthy recipe
What you got is good for me
All I wanna do
Is make a meal of you
We are what we eat
You're my kind of meat
Got a hunger for your love
(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)
It's all I'm thinkin' of
(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)
Give the world a bone
(Roastin' vitamin, forget the dietin')
I got steak at home
(I eat cannibals)
I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop
Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop
by Death Menace December 9, 2022
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Mannibalism

Mannibalism - The act or continued act of devouring a man's soul due to bitter vengeance towards ex-boyfriends and/or distant fathers.
Be careful around Traci, she is a man-eater.

She's been practicing Mannibalism ever since Jerry cheated on her last summer.
by Davis Adams III February 14, 2012
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cannibalistic trolls

A breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. Their everlasting enemies are the alabaster dwarfs. They are wild and untameable beasts, who roam the forest on dark nights, looking for earth dwellers. They beat them over the head for fun, with their wooden clubs that are stained with goober blossom blood. They also kill goober blossom plants so the alabsater dwarfs have no food, because they find it quite humourous.

The trolls diet is very simplistic. They feed on each other, and only need to eat once every month. If a troll dies, they eat it after it rots, so the flesh is tender. Their life span is very long, so sometimes the trolls must sacrifice one of their own in order to survive. During the sacrificial ceremony, the trolls throw the bodies of alabaster dwarfs at the troll being sacrificed, until it is fully buried, and it suffocates.

Cannibalistic trolls mate once every three hundred and sixty five days, and give birth to approximately ten children for each pregnancy, which lasts about five days. Young trolls eat squirrels and fairies until their three inch long teeth grow in. At this time, they are now able to eat the flesh of their own kind. The trolls are solitary animals, but coem togeher are a comuntiy on full moons, for that is the night that they feast.

The trolls travel all throughout the forest of magical silliness, but take shelter beneath the roots of the giant peach trees. They gaurd the peach trees, which makes them very hard to chop down. They only clean themselves if they are being sacrificed, and they bathe in the juices excreted from the womb of male cannibalistic trolls.

It is presumed that by 2010, the cannibalistic trolls will have wiped out all of the alabaster dwarfs. Please help us kill off the cannibalistic trolls so the alabaster dwarfs can be saved, even though they are basically doomed to fail.

If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008
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damaged cannibals

a new death/hair metal band that kicks alot of ass
dude, did you see the damaged cannibals last night.. they were awesome
by mr fore skin July 7, 2004
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cannibabism

When a baby is so darn cute, you just want to eat them up!
Jane: Look at this baby! *points to chubby baby in cute outfit*
Kelly: OMG he's so cute! I want to eat him up!
Jane: That's like...cannibabism.
by bronzeAK August 27, 2011
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canibalism

consuming an individual of ones own species in any form
i ate a pickle riiiiiiiiick which is canibalism
by lil klipz August 19, 2021
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cannibalist

Devouring unsuspecting innocents, robbing them of all their happiness by being named Nick and aspiring to consume peoples brain's.
Fucking Nick can go die in a hole and rot in hell, the cannibalist.
by candeeznuts.69 November 24, 2021
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