Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s

I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.

Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.

by HDJS February 16, 2008

urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Calgary Flames

are the worst nhl team

the Calgary Flames suck

by MiniMario June 9, 2022

a Calgary Flame

a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

Calgary Backwash

When a coked out white girl with poor dental hygiene backwashes into your draft beer at a Nickelback concert.

Hey bro Lisa was railing it up hard after supper last night and later on at the show she Calgary Backwashed chunks of hot dogs and onion rings into my beer.

by Jeromeleggings February 27, 2022

a Calgary Flame

a) a member of the the Calgary Flames hockey club.

b) a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame, definition b), unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2015

Calgary splash

you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth

CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?

by the cum gun June 16, 2020