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buzzard

Someone who is nearly never sober and has crossed the line into a life of total fantasy and drunken illusions.

Defintion 2: A catcher of buzzes of all kinds
Damn, that guy's a fuckin' buzzard! Did you see that buzz he caught?
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Butt Buzzard

Someone who farts alot and they are guarenteed stinkers!
Man that stinks! you are such a butt buzzard
by Lavster August 16, 2011
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Hawk and Buzzard

Cockney Slang for the common phraze 'Muzzard', a word to describe getting really drunk. The word first originated when two londoners mispronounced the word mustard, and so that the two avoided embarrasment they made up this 'word'.
The word was a hit with the local lads and soon became a phraze used all around london. It became so popular, some bright spark came up with hawkand buzzard as a cockney slang use for the word, so they could talk about getting muzzard without people hearing, and if they did they'd just think they'd be talking about birds.
Cockney: Awww mate, i was well Hawk and Buzzard last night.

Normal person: You what?
by MadMikalot December 16, 2008
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cunt buzzard

Also a sexy Puerto Rican man named Aaron James Phillips
"Wow, Aaron is really a cunt buzzard"
by elixtine July 28, 2008
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buzzard

usually intoxicated, slurring, and often confused for a moron. Often recieves fellatio in high traffic area's.
look at that buzzard get head in Telley's chair.
by mark November 1, 2003
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Buzzard Eggs

Colloquial term making reference to womens breast's, closely resembling the sound of the word bosoms.
Sitting in the church yesterday and couldn't even concentrate cause all them women dressed skimpy, buzzard eggs hanging out everywhere.
by ricohvius December 20, 2010
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buzzardstein

A doom/sludge band from vicksburg ms
doom da doom doom doom buzzardstein
by widespreadsucks January 17, 2011
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