bunt muffin

The name chosen to ridicule a "Buff McGruff" type man for doing something very feminine.

Dude, he's such a bunt muffin

by Buff McGrugg November 4, 2010

Chungus bungus

A smart and wise king that tends to act like a dumbass. He often likes his peasants to refer to him as chungus the great or chungus the wise. If you dont, he will wack your ass and call Barack Obama to take a shit on your head. SO BEST BE WARNED.

(its basically a variation of my fucked up mind and the meme BIG CHUNGUS combined)

kim jong un: You know that Chungus bungus mf/

trump: yeah? what about that legend?

kim jong un: he makes my pee pee hard..

by itsDatguyMOZZIE February 11, 2019

Bantu

A God gorilla that got killed. Much like Harambe.

Balls out for Bantu

by Swegmaster September 6, 2016

bunt job

a blow job given to a man taking a shit on the toilet

Helen gave me a great bunt job today. She is a very dedicated woman.

by tadisco January 12, 2005

Man Bunt

When playing a baseball-like sport, the act of taking a mighty chop at the ball, but making only slight contact, so the ball hits the ground and rolls only a few pathetic feet. Essentially, it has the effect of a bunt while still allowing the batter to look manly (if foolish) by making a full swing.

Man bunts that fail to either advance a runner or land the batter safely on base are not acutally man bunts, but just plain ole' screwing up.

(Chris takes a hard swing, but just nips the ball. It rolls gingerly down the 3rd base line, but remains fair as Chris sprints safely to first base).

First Baseman: that was total BS.
Chris: Pshaw! That was skill. Don't you know a good man bunt when you see one?

by Cosmo July 18, 2006

Bungular

The brown ring around some female's anus, attributed to pigmentation and or poor hygene.

I lubed up my penis and sank it deep into the center of her bungular.

by J H September 5, 2003

Bunt-Hole

A cross between a cunt and a bum-hole, generally found in the larger lady when she has become so enragingly obese that you cannot distinguish between the crease of the vagina and the arse so it looks like one big smiling entrance.

search this on google :- images.naughtyluci.com/d/353-1/142.jpg

for a picture of a bunt-hole

by Dr. Bunt October 16, 2009