cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.

tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009

blocking

In theatre, it is the act of setting the exact motions of each character in a scene and/or act. This occurs during rehearsal.

We still need to do the blacking for scene 2.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

Text Blocking Syndrome

The act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message.

Oh don't worry he has text blocking syndrome, he'll respond in a minute.

by nFlamezz April 14, 2010

blocking

when one dude prevents another dude from gettin an easy girl, or blocking a player while hes using a flow to get a hot girl, mostly for one night stands, but rarely for relationships. also known as c0ck blocking

my man get back!ma dude u blocking!

by cmoney0789 May 20, 2006

cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

Cop Blocking

To keep police accountable through the documenting and filming police action. Also includes the act of jury nullification for laws that are unjust or victim-less.

I have jury duty, I hope I get a drug case so I can do Cop Blocking today.

by NicholsSA September 18, 2012

Talk Blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from talking to a female you are interested in.

Mark was talk blocking me because he though he had a chance with that girl.

by Wason Jertz March 31, 2009