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bulldozer

Someone who looks like a bulldozer, i.e has wide shoulders, head to small for his body, short stubbly legs and a baby face.
by jackisagaybaby November 3, 2010
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Bulldozered

1. A failure of epic proportions.

2. Failing to meet the public's expectations.

Both definitions originate from the fiasco surrounding the launch of the "Bulldozer" Architecture CPU. Produced by AMD.
"Hey did you hear about Ivybridge, It totally bulldozered"

"Yeh Mitt Romney's out of the presidential run, he Bulldozered when he slept with that black guy"
by AMDFanboy October 30, 2011
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mexican bulldozer

the act of eating mexican food then later on putting your mexican load on a tortilla and pushing it on your lover's face or just some unexpecting persons.
Dude that mexican bulldozer i pulled off the other night at taco bell was the SHIT!!!!
by tacomelt sandwich February 23, 2011
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Swedish Bulldozer

A game very much like chubby bunny, were two or more men put Swedish fish in their dick holes until they can't jizz anymore the loser is the one whose jizz (sperm) forces the Swedish fish out of their dick. Usually the loser gets punished by a rhinoceros dominatrix and can't use a safe word.
Guy 1: hey bud, do you wanna play Swedish bulldozer?
Guy 2 : will a rhinoceros spank my gay ass if I lose?
Guy 1: probably.
Guy 2: hell yeah I wanna play
by Hitler's Fuckbuddy January 22, 2017
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bulldozer

Another name for the Jager Bomb. A mixed drink consisting of one shot Jägermeister and a half can of Red Bull.
"Most people call this drink the Jäger Bomb, but I hate conforming to what's popular, so I call it the Bulldozer.
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[bulldozer]

when you are having anal you hit the girls head on a bunch of shit and knock her out. then her butthole gets smaller because of her being unconcious, therefore you get more pleasure. so you are riding her like a bulldozer in a way because you are running into shit.
dude i did the bulldozer on my girlfriend last night and it felt amazing.
by osu5555 June 24, 2008
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Bulldozer

Bulldozer (noun)- A bulldozer is a term to identify a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder. A borderline bulldozes into,your life without so much as an invitation, destroying everything in her path. Once the bulldozer gains access to your world, it is too late. Your world as you know it will never be the same. The destruction caused by one borderline bulldozer is unimaginable and disheartening to say the least.
The destruction caused at the hands of one borderline bulldozer has to be witnessed to be believed.

The psychological profession has a long way to go to discover pharmaceutical treatment plans that actually manage bulldozers destructive behaviors.

She is a dangerous bulldozer who will not be satisfied until she destroys everything in her path.

I have been in the crossfires of a bulldozer and it is a place I never care to be again.
by HaleyAllen September 3, 2016
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