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empire state building

Euphamism for sex where various parts/occupations of the building refer to sexual acts:

1. Visiting the lobby: playing 'just the tip'
2. Going to the top of the building: having sex
3. Taking the elevator up: having a quicky
4. Taking the stairs up: pasionate sex
5. Window washing: oral sex
6. Security: the pill
7. : a condom
8. Souvenir: a baby
9. Drive-by: watching porn/strip-show
"Man, I went to the empire state building last month. I only wanted to go in the lobby, but I ended up taking the elevator to the top. Turns out I got a souvenir because she didnt hire security."
by gino_j14 December 9, 2008
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building a wall

The act of using the illegal immagrants to build a wall to keep them out then deport them.
Me: stop building a wall!
Donald: fuck you im building a wall to keep all the mexicans out!
by hntfyhjrdthtfhgnthgjtfg March 8, 2017
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building a dream on a swamp

derogetory term for the Walt Disney World Resort
by Marc December 18, 2003
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building inspector

Under worked stuffed shirt that pretends he is important by delaying jobs and complaining about being overworked, yet never answers the phone or shows up on time.

See: waste of sperm or mouth breather.
The building inspector was supposed to be here in the morning to inspect the footings, and now I have to pay the cement truck to sit and wait for him.

Hurry up and waitfailurethe one that shoulda been swallowedbest part of you ran down your moms legoverpaidfucktard
by mr 300zx October 9, 2013
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building a mystery

Establishing a massive pressure of fecal matter or anal wind.
Aw man, that taco bell got me 'bout ready to build a mystery
by afrodizzle3000 October 18, 2004
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Building Kick

The Act Of strongly describing Old Spice Odor Blocking Body Wash. and having to prove how intense the product is by having a large Black Man Kick a what looks like a cardboard building thrown together in a matter of what appears to be 2 minutes at the max.
Large Black Man: BLAHHH!!!

Large Black Man: Building Kick...

Large Black Man: EXPLOOOOSION!!!
by Grantmei August 9, 2010
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building bridges

1. to make drunk; intoxicate.
2. drinking alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk.

(In this context, bridges–noun: alcoholic beverages consumed to achieve the state of intoxication.)

This term was coined for comedic relief and to avoid sounding like a fucktard when discussing becoming inebriated on the upcoming weekend. Frequently used in the Orange County, California reigon. Coined in Tesoro High, this term started as an inside joke and grew from there. Use in front of authority figures (parents, teachers, etc) to make them go "wtf?" However, use sparingly. Adults catch on surprisingly quick.
Hey man, let's go build some bridges tonight. I got a handle of Skyy & my girlfriend just fuckin' dumped me!

Person one (via text message): Hey, what's up?
Person two (also text message): Neveronion.
Person one (thinking to himself): She just said neveronion.. Is she building bridges or what?
by roxiface April 29, 2007
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