bugger-lugs

1.Someone with very large ears.

2.Ears ideal for use as handles which afford a sodomiser extra purchase and thus enable the delivery of a more thorough, forcefull bumming.

"Dude that supple boy has bugger-lugs!"

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

bugger fuck

when the world turns its back on you, and when life deals you unfair cards.

the time it takes for aladdin and jasmine to finally get married.

by ogaiy June 15, 2003

bugger and merde

An combonation of two exclamations of bad things (bugger= litterally to sodomize, but said usually like "dammit". merde= french for shit)

Bugger and merde is usually used as a random exlamation of general saddness, a bad occurence, or pain.

Bugger and merde, my bloke dumped me for that tart in fifth form!
Bugger and merde, the painting WILL NOT STAY STRAIGHT!
Bugger and merde, I just jammed a nail through my hand!

by Le belle demoiselle December 20, 2006

Bugger Nugget

A short term for defining a small annoying midget who resembles a chicken nugget.

Hey you, you're such a bugger nugget

by EJM636 October 2, 2013

bugger crap

i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.

matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?

by Matthew T February 9, 2004

Bugger monger

A guy who is stright but ass rapes another guy just to be mean.

That John is a bugger monger.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016