moonlight brunch

When you see the neighbor kids putting flaming bags of shit on someone's porch so you kindly eat it before any real harm is done.

I love Halloween. Its great to have a nice romantic moonlight brunch with the wife.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

bootyhole brunch

When you wake your girl up at 10:30AM with your tongue firmly thrusted into her crevice and up the poopshoot.

Alaina wouldn't wake up this morning and I was hungry. So I treated myself to a bootyhole brunch.

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by Dandannoodle August 31, 2016

brunch was crazy

A phrase used to exclaim that you were drunk/high before 12pm. You do not have to actually go to brunch to say this.

Tiffany: Cole, are you okay? You seem tired.
Cole: Yeah sorry... brunch was crazy!

by A. Cline January 23, 2021

Danish Brunch

1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.

"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."

by Dan_tm April 24, 2022

Sunday Brunch

Used to relieve tension and/or used as comedy. One of the funniest things you can say as it's the peak of comedy.

rachael (mcadams): And then I told my dog that I'll never speak to him again
Kalani (hilker): Sunday Brunch!
rachael (mcadams):hahahah

by ticklemytets March 20, 2022

Dunch Brunch

When a male is surrounded by women.

"Charlie's lucky he's in nursing. It's a fucking dunch brunch in those classes."

by biznitches III April 13, 2010

reverse brunch

Brunch that starts a few hours after lunch instead of a few hours after breakfast. 3 or 4ish instead of 10 or 11ish. Usually for 20-somethings pretentious enough to have a brunch but who can't drag themselves out of bed before noon on a Sunday.

GF: Let's invite some of my friends over for brunch next week!

BF: I'm not getting up before 2.

GF: Fine, we'll do a reverse brunch. Lazy bastard.

by SliverKid18 August 20, 2008