Edmund: "Was Octopussy Busy Last Night?"
Archibald: "Sure, It Was Busy... But Not BROKE Busy"
Comprende? Or How's About...
Gertrude: "How Was Cav On Sunday?"
Margaret: "It Was Rammed!!"
Gertrude: "Really?? Like, As Busy As Broke??"
Margaret: "Don't Be Stupid. You're An Idiot Gertrude, Squat On Your Thumb."
Archibald: "Sure, It Was Busy... But Not BROKE Busy"
Comprende? Or How's About...
Gertrude: "How Was Cav On Sunday?"
Margaret: "It Was Rammed!!"
Gertrude: "Really?? Like, As Busy As Broke??"
Margaret: "Don't Be Stupid. You're An Idiot Gertrude, Squat On Your Thumb."
by larrysanchez February 07, 2010
by John Kennington February 08, 2021
Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008
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by CJ_of_YGE September 04, 2008
(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making
After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.
by Squeaktastic March 18, 2021