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britney spears 

a horny untalented 12cent hoe, who's carreer is based on her sexiness (and she isnt sexy) and is also based on christina aguilera;s every move, she copies her in everything, and she is jealous of xtina and jessica simpson cuz they're more talented and hotter than she is, and she masturbates on christina and jessica and madonna, she should be christina's slave, christina will kick her ass and make her kiss her feet...
britney in a club: hey there goes christina, write down her eerymove and what she's wearing so i can copy her and bring me one of her used thongs i want to smell it and lick it. meanwhile i'll go beg madonna and jessica simpson to fuck me.
britney spears by SAS February 2, 2005

Britney Spears 

Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
Anything but listen to it.
Britney Spears by matt January 30, 2005

Britney Spears 

Dude you wanna go to Britney Spear concert tonight?
nawww I rather go to the strip club.
Britney Spears by FightingBoy March 31, 2004

britney spears 

a bleached-blonde plastic doll with very life-like rubber boobs

a product of the Disney corporation

Britney Spears 

She is just an ugly bitch who think she has a great voice and good music.She only sold puffs up body and "A-MUST-NOT-HEAR-MUSIC".She doesn't sweet either.
Just with a piece of Grammy doesn't mean Britney Spears are a great singer, except the one who never make sensation just for Popularity
Britney Spears by mwng August 14, 2006

Britney Spears 

Have you seen Carol lately? She did a Britney Spears last night and is now completely bald!
Britney Spears by Trendman March 14, 2007